Ankles? What ankles?

For all who have doubted how, shall we say, "stout" or "portly" daughter #2 is, check out the photo above. Look ma, no ankles...there's just a place where the legs ends and a place where the feet begins inside a mass of shapeless gelatin...

And guaranteed in 14 or 15 months all that fat will melt away like it was never there. Amazing what happens when you actually use the muscles in your body. For now it's a good talking point as in, "Crap she's a porker, hon" or "How is the michelin-girl doing today..." You can say these things when they're yours...